Japanese Pies

So Paul and I had lunch today at a restaurant called "Japanese Fast Food & Beer." There were many, many funny things about this experience...like the fact that the restaurant was "in" an old container that you use to ship goods to other countries and there was karaoke (mostly Elton John and Phil Collins) on 3 screens (which would be even funnier to you if you could visualize the size of the restaurant). But, perhaps the funniest was the menu. Specifically, the "recipe" for Japanese Pie. Try reading this in front of the very attentive waitstaff while keeping a straight face (you can click the picture to enlarge)

I could not partake in the Japanese PIe because of my body's rejection of shell fish. But Paul decided it would be fun to test out the "recipe." If you are ever in Arusha and have a hankering for Japanese Fast Food, I know just the place.